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I’ve been quiet for a little while since I’ve been messing around with moving my blog.  I’ve been worrying a little bit about moving people over but I’m finally going to bite the bullet.  So this is my last post here.  From now on in all of my new posts will be on my new blog at:

http://www.danielsiddle.co.uk/

You can also go for www.danielsiddle.com as I got greedy and took both.  For those of you who are here and want to update your RSS feeds without going to my new place then here’s your options…

The full site feed and comments feed are obvious but I should explain the other two.  Basically I can’t be bothered to keep more than one blog so for those of you wishing only to follow my comments on social computing, web2, enterprise2 or whatever you want to call it you can subscribe to my social computing feed.  For those who don’t want the social computing stuff just my rantings about other stuff then you can subscribe to my stuff feed.  If you want everything then go for the full site feed.

Hope to see you at my new place soon.

Sid.

As well as iTunes making me go bankrupt it’s also about to make me go green.

I have a lot of stuff on my iPod that I just haven’t got round to watching.  I must have 10 or so Ask a Ninja podcasts to watch as well as a couple of Stephen Fry’s and now I’ve just been on a podcast subscription feast which means I have a good few hours of stuff to watch.  The problem is I have no downtime.  I’m always doing something else.

I figure the best downtime is travel time which gives me two options.  I can either get my girlfriend to drive everywhere and then I can watch my stuff and ignore her, or I could get public transport more places.

I’m going to go for the public transport option.  There you go Apple, a new slogan, “The iPod that makes you go Green!”

I’ve been messing around with Blip.tv and I’ve been feeling like I’ve been neglecting you guys.

I wonder how they choose the thumbnail?  Do you think it’s the most embarrasing section of the video?

I got a mail from a friend at work yesterday and had a little chuckle…

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have recently raised their security level from ‘Miffed’ to ‘Peeved’.

Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to ‘Irritated’ or even ‘A Bit Cross’. Londoners have not been ‘A Bit Cross’ since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.

Terrorists have been re-categorized from ‘Tiresome’ to a ‘Bloody Nuisance’. The last time the British issued a ‘Bloody Nuisance’ warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

It’s so true.

As a kid I remember growing up whilst the IRA we’re quite active.  On a monthly basis there would be a bomb scare in a local shopping centre or something and it would just be a pain in the backside.  But the one thing I remember the most about that whole period, the single most annoying thing for me, was the fact they took all the bins out of the train stations.  It still happens.  I challenge anyone to find an open bin in a London train station!

I was chatting to someone today about return on investment and how you’d try to calculate it for social software in the enterprise. My advice was just don’t bother but they weren’t having that as an answer.

They were banging on about this and that and trying to get across to me how important it was etc etc. Well working for a large pharma company I felt confident in challenging them to get an accurate ROI figure for anything. Of course they’d never manage it. People are so detached from the finances in a company like ours. They may have a decent idea of how much they pay for it but they have no idea how to measure the profit they make following the investment that they make.

Let’s break it down to the simplest level which is about how complicated this kind of thing should get.

%ROI = (Amount of profit / Amount invested) *100

So the two values you need to figure out is the amount invested and the amount of money you make. The amount invested seems simple because you know how much you spend on particular software. Or so you would think. Most people forget about the time taken to install the software or complete the documentation, they forget about the infrastructure costs, they forget about support costs and training costs. So they never really get that simple figure right.

As for the amount of money made you can just forget it in pharma, especially in the discovery stage. The research side of things is so dissociated from the sales side of things that you haven’t got a hope. The best you can hope for is, “we spend $Xbillion on research and make $Xbillion in profit.”

But that doesn’t mean you need to chuck out the ROI calculation. It actually comes in very handy when you want to prove a point. By now most of you have probably figured out what I’m going to say.

Looking back at the equation you can see you divide whatever profit you make by whatever you invest. For those of you who have done any simple maths you’ll realise that your profit is your numerator and your investment is your denominator.  In any fraction the bigger the numerator and the smaller the denominator the bigger the resulting fraction i.e. in this case, the more money you make and the less money you spend the bigger your %ROI. This trend will always be correct until you get your investment down to zero and then your ROI is infinity.

So, what I’m trying to say in a very convoluted way is forget about the profit that you might make from investing in social computing, it’s just to hard to put figures on knowledge and happiness and quality.  Start trying to figure out how you can get this stuff into the workplace as cheaply as you possibly can. If you manage to get something in for free it doesn’t matter if you only make a penny, your ROI is still massive.

Look at them, gorgeous.

Stew and Dumplings

Good old hearty food.

For a while now I’ve been keping an eye out for blog posts on the topic of Twitter, more specifically Twitter in the Enterprise.  Today I came across one by Jevon MacDonald over on the Fast Forward blog and it inspired me to write what I think about the whole thing.

For a while now I’ve thought Twitter in the Enterprise would be a good thing.  We’ve knocked about a few ideas on an internal blog but nothing has really come of it yet.  A couple of us are looking into trying to use MS Communicator and exposing the “note” and it’s history in a SharePoint webpart.  We’ve also talked about what could Twitter.

  • Colleagues - My current note is, “Well impressed, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0TpDxLfjHc&eurl” and a friend of mine has “All the ducks are swimming in the water, again!”
  • Managers – “Worrying about the lack of engagement my team have!”
  • Lab instruments – “I’ve finished my run now!” or “I’ve run out of mobile phase!”
  • Meeting rooms – “I’m empty right now.” or “I’m full until 2pm!”
  • Vending Machines – “Damn, I’ve just run out of Mars bars.”
  • Cafeteria – “Just cooking up Carribean stew and dumplings.”
  • IT Support – “Server X is going down tonight.”
  • Vendors – “Stuck in traffic on the M25. I hate driving to Kent!”
  • and the list goes on…

Hopefully you can tell from some of those examples that I’m definitely a proponant of Twitter or twitter style communication in and around the workplace.  I also started thinking about how we could sell this to the masses and get them on board.  I came up with a list similar to Jevon’s before I realised that most people in the workplace couldn’t give a flying haddock about twitter, much like they wouldn’t have a clue if a wiki came and smacked them round the face in an homage to all those happy-slapping videos people are putting up on YouTube.

So where does that leave us?  Do we just not bother with having Twitter in the workplace?  Of course not.  What we do is build something very quickly, very cheaply, get it out to the evangelists, hope their enthusiasm rubs off and then watch the thing explode in a frenzy of tweeting social lubrication that it is.  If it doesn’t then we haven’t lost anything other than a bit of time trying and to be honest we’ll probably save double that time by not hypothesising what on earth the benefits of Twitter in the Enterprise are.

Thanks to Suw for the “social lubrication” thing.  I liked it therefore I used it!

For a slightly more constructive take on things try…

Every now and then I need reminding that not everything revolves around my computer so today I’m wearing one of my favourite t-shirts…

My T-Shirt

You can pick one up at T-Chest. I picked mine up at their store in Bath down Northumberland Place.

I was going to say what a crappy day but on reflection it’s not been too crappy, just weird.

For the first time I heard the words “governance panel” and “social software” in the same sentence.  Quite strange.  It was OK though since I was being asked to be on the governance panel.  Not sure what I’m going to govern with the other people on there but I guess we’ll figure it out.  The good thing about it is that we’re seriously moving forward with social software at work and that can only be a good thing.

The other weird thing was I found myself waxing lyrical about SharePoint which I haven’t done for a while.  I was explaining to someone about how to create simple to-do lists and run labs based on them and how they could ditch about 5 different excel sheets in favour of one list with a variety of views (See I’m even getting excited about it now!)  That was counter balanced with the look on her face when I started talking about access control.  There was a look of relief when I said she could just ignore it and in true social style just leave it open to everyone.  (Microsoft – If you’re listening, ditch all of the access control in SharePoint and replace it with two options, you can do everything or you can do nothing, I’ll even let you have a read only option if you want.)

Then the other thing, the one that nearly pushed the day into the crappy category, was the amount of corporate crap I had to wade through today.  One thing you can get used to, addicted to even, when you start living the social software lifestyle is the ease and simplicity that accompanies everything.  You ask someone to do something and if they can then they say yes, if they can’t they say no.  You suggest something and people tell you when it’s a good idea and even better they tell you unanimously when it’s a rubbish one.  With the old school corporate rubbish you waste three hours in meetings while someone with an over-inflated ego tells you why you should do something a certain way because that’s what he thinks.  Anyway, let’s forget about that shall we and focus on how good social software makes life in general.

Right, I’m off to watch the rest of Fifth Gear (much better than Top Gear these days!), then plan my weekend of rugby watching and then get stuck into a book I bought when I was having coffee after work.

Laters.

iTunes is going to kill me.  It’s going to take all my money turf me out on the street and I’m going to freeze during the winter.

I’m quite a big music fan and have been since a fairly young age.  Aside from the occasional blip in music buying (my first CD was Cotton Eye Joe by the Rednex) I’ve built up a fairly decent collection of CDs and vinyl.

The good thing about physical items like CDs are the look and feel, the restrictions it places on you for buying stuff because you can’t be bothered to shop and the paper inserts.  The bad things are that you don’t have as much choice as online.

Now that I’ve transfered all my CDs across to my iPod I’ve started buying a few things from iTunes too.  I tended to stay away from iTunes though since I’m quite old-fashioned really and like to have something physical in my hand.  Now that I’m getting into iTunes though it’s flipped the whole paradigm on it’s head.  You have a pretty much unlimited choice, you don’t have to head to the shops and you get instantaneous gratification.  The bad things are the lack of a physical item but I can get over that.

The problem with instant gratification though is it’s addictive.  It’s only really a problem for the consumer, I bet Steve Jobs is laughing all the way to the bank!  Take last night for instance.  I sat down and watched School of Rock with Jack Black. (That’s the film had Jack Black in it, I was actually sat with my girlfriend.)  I though, “That’s quite cool, why have I never bought a Tenacious D album?”  5 mins later it was in my collection as a digital download.  I also nearly did it this morning.  Woke up with the radio alarm and Arctic Monkey’s Teddy Picker was on.  So I thought I might by their latest album.

So if you see a little badge appear in the bottom of my blog with a registered charity number then chances are it’s because I need some money to pay my mortgage.